The hotel SHOULD be lovely, but it is trying too hard to live up the Coco preferred image of being "cool". There is also a lack of attention to detail in service that takes away from the experience.
The big problem is that the bar/ courtyard lounge/lobby plays mendacious techo-pop every night until 10 and turns into a DJ club on Friday and Saturday. This noise makes the hotel an impossible place to relax, work, or even have a quiet sit. There is nowhere in the hotel you can go to escape the racket.
We had to keep our windows open as it was warm with no AC. This meant that we were constantly subjected to the loud cacophony which averaged 65-75 decibels on the weeknights and 85-95 (with a peak of 109 decibels) during the ”disco” weekend. Staying there one night on a weekend (or even for a few days during the week) could realistically lead to hearing damage.
Even after the bar closed, noise was a problem. We were woken up a 5 am by staff moving furniture in the courtyard and yelling back and forth. One night we were also kept awake by couples having loud sex in the courtyard –which went off and on for some time. My assumption was that local hookers were bringing customers to the courtyard for trysts, but I don’t know. I do know that the night staff were not on top of the situation (unless they were in a different sense.)
I do hope they rethink their purpose and focus on being a good hotel instead of a disco bar. In trying to be both, they are failing to be either.