If you ever wanted to stay on a short cot in the closet of an army barracks for the night, this is your spot. What an absolutely miserable experience. I searched Friday Harbor for a Queen room. This comes up. It’s not. It’s a lie. It’s a Full and they don’t say it (but they admitted it upon checkout).
It was “clean” where you could see it but the hammered mattress cover looks like it’s been in the parking lot for the last two months. It goes great with the cigarette burns in the carpet from 1981. The full-size taco bed was tiny. On top of that, there’s no headboard. On top of that, they put the head of the bed in the middle of the room and not against the wall so my feet hang off one side and our pillows fall off the other. On top of that, it leaves your head two feet away from the AC unit that’s louder than a jet plane running in front of you when you’re on the tarmac. Not only is it excruciatingly loud, it blasts the cold air straight at your head (AND NEVER TURNS OFF AG 73° BECAUSE IT’S SO INSUFFICIENT). After hours of this and no sleep, we got up, I moved the stupid desk, flipped the mattress around to make the pillow side near the wall, and slid the entire bed up against the entry door wall. *That kept the pillows on the taco but blocked the door in case of fire.
The bathroom was clean and the grounds were clean. The sink is in a different room than the bathroom. I’d hate to see the lab results from the bathroom doorknob.
This was an $18 room for homeless people. 👎